Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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