"it" just moved
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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