She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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