the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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