Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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