arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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