I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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