is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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