Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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