2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Porn is love you can see.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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