that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
