So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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