My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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