I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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