I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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