Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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