we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
