Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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