Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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