Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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