I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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