i need an iv and a liver transplant
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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