Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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