Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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