Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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