hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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