sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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