Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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