Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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