Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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