Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I love you. Go after that dick
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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