i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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