Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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