we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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