I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I stole a fireplace last night.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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