Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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