Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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