I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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