? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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