I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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