This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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