VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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