I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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