If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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