Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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