Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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