so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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