protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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