Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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