Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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