its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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