i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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