Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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