This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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